I LOST MY BALANCE.
Ok? That's it, really. I was doing one of those pinwheel arms manue mano manookjfalkjfuck MOVEMENTS and I just fell over like a fucking idiot ok? I wasn't on anything. Nothing was thrown at me. I fell and yes ha ha maybe I do need a fucking Lifecall pendant.
At the end of that same fucking week, I turned 39.
I'm that much closer to becoming the axe murderer of your dreams.
PS: Accept no imitations. Except maybe chrisvrenna but only for a few weeks. I'm not going anywhere, fuckers.